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CindaLove
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|  Subject: You Might Be A Sim If...  Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:50 am | |
| Just like Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if", but instead, "You might be a sim if". Add something crazy, outrageous and outlandish that you've known your sims to do! I'll start it off with -
You might be a sim if...
You saw a cockroach once and were scarred for life. | |
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CindaLove
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Location : Arkansas, U.S.A.
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:43 pm | |
| Your toilet currently looks radioactive. | |
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Simmer's Garden
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CindaLove
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CindaLove
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katee752
Rising Star
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Location : Australia
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:42 am | |
| You might be a Sim if you just grow up in one age transition. | |
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Lilly LeClaire
Vocal Legend
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Location : Arizona USA
| | Subject: You might be a Sim if . . . Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:27 pm | |
| You stand two feet away from an unoccupied bathroom, screaming about needing to use the toilet, rather than walking in and using it. Lilly | |
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CindaLove
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Location : Arkansas, U.S.A.
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:48 pm | |
| You might be a sim if you are enraged at the burglar who robbed your house and you want to drink them. | |
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Lilly LeClaire
Vocal Legend
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Location : Arizona USA
| | Subject: You might be a Sim if . . . Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:31 am | |
| . . . you hire a Nanny and come home to find a screaming toddler who needs a diaper change and an infant lying on the floor, crying, while the Nanny is reading the newpaper, watching TV or playing pinball.
Last edited by Lilly LeClaire on Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:34 am; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : Though of something else I wanted to add) | |
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CindaLove
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Location : Arkansas, U.S.A.
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:15 pm | |
| You might be a sim if your neighbors ring your garage doorbell (?) instead of your front door. | |
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Lilly LeClaire
Vocal Legend
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Location : Arizona USA
| | Subject: You might be a Sim if . . . Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:43 pm | |
| . . . you have a 3 day pregnancy. | |
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CindaLove
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Location : Arkansas, U.S.A.
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:59 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if you run into another person and instead of going around them you keep pushing into them until you both throw your hands up and then have a stomping tantrum. | |
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Lilly LeClaire
Vocal Legend
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Location : Arizona USA
| | Subject: You might be a Sim if . . . Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:35 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if you . . . lecture an infant because he or she has dirty pants.
Last edited by Lilly LeClaire on Thu May 24, 2012 3:02 pm; edited 1 time in total | |
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CindaLove
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Location : Arkansas, U.S.A.
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:15 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if you stuff your face at the refrigerator when there is a five course meal spread out in front of you. | |
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Lilly LeClaire
Vocal Legend
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Location : Arizona USA
| | Subject: You might be a Sim if . . . Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:02 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if . . .
. . . fireworks shoot off when you "WooHoo." | |
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Lilly LeClaire
Vocal Legend
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Location : Arizona USA
| | Subject: You might be a Sim if . . . Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:45 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if . . .
. . . your relationships are measured by lightning bolts. | |
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CindaLove
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Location : Arkansas, U.S.A.
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:48 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if you notice your dog can destroy a piece of furniture to rubble in less than five minutes. | |
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CindaLove
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Location : Arkansas, U.S.A.
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Wed May 23, 2012 6:58 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if you can draw a bath in ten seconds flat. | |
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BBdoll3
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Location : California, USA
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Wed May 23, 2012 7:54 pm | |
| You might be a Sim, if you find  a group of Sims wondering through your house, watching TV, playing computer games, eating your food, using your bathroom, swiming in your pool or soaking in your hot tub, after on only greeting (1) Sim, because you are New To The Neighborhood!  | |
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Lilly LeClaire
Vocal Legend
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Location : Arizona USA
| | Subject: You might be a Sim if . . . Thu May 24, 2012 10:49 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if . . .
. . . you twirl around and are instantly dressed for work. | |
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Sunflowergal22
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Location : Usa
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Fri May 25, 2012 12:13 pm | |
| you might be a sim if you go to a wedding, you instantly twirl around and change into formal within a blink of an eye | |
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CindaLove
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Location : Arkansas, U.S.A.
| | Subject: Re: You Might Be A Sim If... Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:49 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if you have an endless supply of remote controls | |
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Lilly LeClaire
Vocal Legend
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Location : Arizona USA
| | Subject: You might be a Sim if . . . Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:53 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if . . . . . . you are a toddler sitting on the floor happily playing and all of a sudden you sneeze and a queue picture pops up that says "allergies!" [Wouldn't it be nice if all problems were solved that easily?!] Lilly  | |
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DaisyRaggs
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Location : Virginia, USA
| | Subject: You might be a Sim Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:09 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if you cook one hamburger, grilled cheese sandwich, etc. and a whole plate full appears when you serve them. | |
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DaisyRaggs
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| | Subject: You Might Be A Sim Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:32 pm | |
| You might be a Sim if you can just go to a mirror and change the color, length and style of your hair. | |
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