Weird dreams

I'm always having really, really weird dreams. Most of the time they're so weird I cant even explain them :L
But last night, I had a dream that my dog was in a coma and then he woke up. When he woke up, he didn't remember anything he had learned except for who we (his owners) are. He had the goofiest look and his eyes were looking in different directions, like cows eyes look like they do. And anyway, he was inside and staring at the back door, my whole family (everyone was in the back yard, except for me and my younger sister, we were sitting on the floor of the lounge room where the back door is) and we were all calling his name and I was even hitting his thigh/butt softly, as I do when I pat him and he just stood there staring. Then, all of a sudden, his back leg reached behind him and scratched his but. Like a cow kicks a calf thats not hers off her teet. I was like 'whut'? And then he ran outside and we realized he wee'd on the tiles.
I woke up and found out he had actually pee'd on the tiles.

Also, once I had another dream that I had fallen asleep on the toilet and I woke up because the hall light was on, so I got up and pulled my pants back up, turned the light off and went back to sleep on the toilet. I'm about 78% sure that one was a dream

Have you had any weird dreams lately? :3

Hmm, I had a dream where at my father's home I had a special computer and for some unknown reason my friend from elementary was staying the night there with me and we listened to music for a while until for some unknown reason we were in a park late at night and we watched the sky. Then I woke up. ._.